Mariah doesn't fare well in Japan.

Pop superstar Mariah Carey's Hong Kong concert this weekend has been axed after the singer made a string of last minute diva demands. Promoters in the Chinese territory are furious at Carey's "unreasonable" behavior.

For instance, instead of indulging in the Chinese delicacy of Dog Meat, the pop diva requested cat brains, and the Chinese thought this was incredibly undignified of her. Also, she requested 5 boxes of fortune dumplings, and when Chinese officials tried to correct her by saying they're called fortune cookies, she went ape-shit, and jumped into a huge vat of luke-warn Ramen noodles, which was intended to feed all of the little Chinese girls that are put up for adoption, since you're only allowed to have 1 child per household in China, and most parents chuck the girls and keep the boys. Better luck next time Mariah?

"Days of Our Lives" gets a CLAYMATE

Clay Aiken will be appearing on the NBC daytime drama "Days of our Lives" as himself, performing "Everything I Have," a song from his new album, as part of a private concert for Steve (Stephen Nichols) and Kayla (Mary Beth Evans) in the local "Days of Our Lives Salem" club called Dune.

After performing the song, Clay Aiken is supposedly going to have a hot and steamy on-screen sex scene with John Black (who has the same haircut as Clay, and who used to be known as Roman, before he was a priest, a bounty hunter, and a cross-dresser). In the episode, Marlena (aka: DOC) is supposed to catch Clay and John Black in the throes of passion, and tries to shoot Clay, but is so traumatized by Aiken's baby dick that she relapses into a demonically posessed state, at which point Aiken makes a holy cross out of his highlighted hair and exorcises her demons, but only after he shoves his contact lenses up John Black's butt for safe keeping.


GOD, IT WOULD BE SO COOL IF THAT LAST PART WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO HAPPEN.

SURPRISE SURPRISE, NAOMI CAMPBELL IS FUCKING INSANE!

Naomi Campbell was arrested AGAIN for assault. She didn't hit her maid with her cell phone again, but get this: she apparently assaulted her DRUG COUNCELOR. WHO DOES THAT? WHO IS THAT INSANE? I enlisted the help of Phylicia Rashad (i found out we had the same oral surgeon when I got my wisdom teeth yanked out, and she glided into the office just like when she used to make a suave entrance on The Cosby Show). Anyhow, she always has such a polite and poised way of giving tough love, so she promptly wrote this letter to Naomi:



Dear Naomi,
Come here. Let me hold your hand, child. Let me try to explain to you in a calm manner (so that you don't beat me to a pulp) that hitting your drug councelor is not going to get you a daytime talk show or a reality tv show like Tyra Banks. Your anger management issues are BEYOND the kind of stunts that Liza ("the hulk") Minnelli pulled on David Gest when she used to slap him around. Your tantrums are lethal, bitch. Get it together.
Love,
Claire Huxtable

Michael J Fox. VS. Rush (not the band, people)

Michael J. Fox has responded to conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh, who suggested that Fox's Parkinson's-related tremors in a TV ad for a Democratic politician were exaggerated.

In the ad for Missouri Senate challenger Claire McCaskill, who supports stem-cell research, Fox exhibits the severe shaking and stiffness associated with Parkinson's disease. (See clip below.) But Limbaugh said on his syndicated radio program Tuesday that Fox was "either off his medication or acting."

If you haven't seen the video, here it is:



Campaigning in Chicago for Democratic Congressional candidate Tammy Duckworth, Fox shot back, "My pills are working really well right now," the Associated Press reports.

Limbaugh said on his radio show, "If this was not an act, then I apologize." He went on to say, however, that Fox is allowing his illness to be exploited.


First of all, RUSH LIMBAUGH is so damn desperate to find a new way to gain the respect of humanity (yes, that includes Republicans) again. Guess what? This just isn't going to cut it. Making inflamitory statements like these is severely fucked up. Just because he checked into rehab doesn't mean he's a medical authority on illness? The way he goes on about Fox's pills and his acting makes me think he's been taking a few tips from TOM CRUISE lately???? And you know what, it's Fox's illness, so he can use it or not use it in any way he goddamn pleases!!

Maternity Leave from Elle?

Project Runway judge Nina Garcia and her husband, David Conrod, a senior managing director at Guggenheim Capital, are expecting their first child together in March, Garcia confirms People magazine.

WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS: WHO THE HELL WOULD WANT TO IMPREGNATE THIS SOUR-PUSS OF A BITCH? I FEEL INFINITELY SORRY FOR HER SPAWN.