Meanwhile, this is going on in Spain...

I have this friend named Chickarelo who moved to Barcelona about three years ago. We went to college together, but knew each other when we were still in highschool. Now she speaks better Spanish than I do.

She sent me this video of herself (she's a performer, dancer, etc) on Spanish television where she's dancing with a turban. THE TURBAN people!! THE TURBAN!!! (If you can't recall my obsession with turbans, CLICK HERE. and ALSO HERE.

She's the last one in the V formation on the right, in pale green. oh Chick, you crazy nut. I hope you're doin' alright.

Janet keeps it under wraps

Janet Jackson performs during the Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas on Dec. 4, and makes sure to cover up her titty, in case it might fall out again due to a wardrobe malfunction. We shouldn't be worried about her boobs, but more about where she's going to put that finger. Yikes.

Nobel Clit Prize

Singer Lionel Richie and actress Sharon Stone make the V-sign seconds before they put their tongues through their fingers at the end of a news conference before the Nobel Peace Prize Concert in honor of celebrating lesbian cunnilingus.

And then this happens:

BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- A suicide bomber targeting laborers killed 60 people Tuesday in Baghdad and wounded 220 others, Iraqi officials said.

A pickup truck, loaded with about 440 pounds (200 kilograms) of explosives, pulled into central Baghdad's Tayaran Square as hundreds of unemployed Iraqis holding picks and shovels gathered seeking a day's work.

The truck driver signaled to the would-be workers that he had jobs -- prompting people to crowd around the pickup before he detonated his bomb, said an Iraqi Interior Ministry official.

FUCKED UP.

Mary Poppins: The horror movie

I LOVE Mary Poppins, and I love everything about Julie Andrews. I used to have a crush on both the character and the actress when I was little, and watched the movie every single day for a year. No joke.

When I found this little redited Mary Poppins Horror film, you can imagine my delight:

Meanwhile, this is going on in Japan....

They really know how to punk people over their in Japan...

Oh Nickie, You're so Asenine!

TMZ reports that Richie's car was spotted going the wrong way on a freeway in Burbank. She was booked early today for driving under the influence. Law enforcement officers told TMZ Nicole Richie admitted she had taken Vicodin and smoked pot.

TACO HELL

A member of my extended family has a real weakness for Taco Bell Chalupas. Since the recent outbreak of E.Coli, which was apparently due to toxic scallions at Taco Bell, I don't think he'll be dining at the BEll anytime soon, unless he wants a good dose of bloody stool. This is so fucking disgusting.

While the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has confirmed 61 cases in five states, most in New Jersey, New york, Pennsylvania and Delaware, this is the first time that it has been found in a NYC Taco Bell.



SPEAKING OF FAST FOOD, and the insanity of it all, my love bug sent me this incredible video from SNL. It's an oldie, but it's worth a watch, and incredibly appropriate given the whole Taco Bell fiasco.

I QUIT MY F*&%*NG JOB!!!

Shit! I've really dropped the big ol' ball, haven't I?

Sorry there have been no updates since before Turkey Day, but many of you will be happy to know that during this MIA time (and, no that doesn't stand for Miami International Airport), I've actually been trying to score another job—and I actually did. Look like Santa came early for my ass this year.

So, I'm going on to bigger and better places bitches!! For those of you who can't remember anything about my miserable job, or where I gleaned inspiration on how to quit this rag, CLICK HERE.


My boss had the balls to ask me for three weeks, and I took a cue from good ol' Whitney Houston, and said, HELL TO THE NO! SEE YOU LATER, you big green giant! Go suck a dick!


The days of hell's minions are OVER, people. In a few weeks, I'll be working at an entertainment zine, so I'm sure I'll have lots of juicy little scoops to provide all of you with shortly.

Cheers to REDEMPTION!

It's Turkey time chickies, and I thought I might enlighten you with some candid pictures from the White House diaries, courtesy of Time magazine. Those crazy Bush's! Look at how they spend their time just days before the holidays:


Here, W and Laura look on as these fine students from Bukit View Primary School in Singapore do a complex interpretive dance about the inner workings of George Bush's brain.



SHINY SHOES! SHINY SHOES! Doesn't anyone else see how they shine so bright? It's hypnotic.



BUSH: Look at this guy! He dressed up like a PILGRIM for Thanksgiving! Isn't it hysterical. What a patriot. I better get home quick and put on my HATUEY costume!!