Dr. "McDreamy" used to have a mommy fetish

This is crazy, but it's actually true.


At age 21, Patrick Dempsey married this 47 year old woman, Rocky Parker. She filed for divorce in 1991, citing “irreconcilable differences,” reportedly after he told her that he had met another woman.

Parker (who's now 71 years old) is distancing herself from those accusations. After the Enquirer contacted Dempsey’s rep for comment, Parker released a statement saying that during the messy divorce she had been advised to make those accusations and others — which she now says are false.

Kanye's shitshow

Rapper Kanye West was named Best Hip Hop artist but still came off as a sore loser at the MTV Europe Music Awards.

Kanye apparently was so pissed at not winning for Best Video that he crashed the stage Thursday in Copenhagen when the award was being presented to Justice and Simian for "We Are Your Friends."

Cussing and throwing a tantrum onstage, Kanye said he should have won the prize for his video "Touch The Sky," because it "cost a million dollars, Pamela Anderson was in it. I was jumping across canyons."

"If I don't win, the awards show loses credibility," Kanye said.

TOMMY BOY

Tom Cruise and MGM studios are resurrecting United Artists, the movie studio founded more than 80 years ago by screen legends including Charlie Chaplin and Mary Pickford. MGM executives yesterday announced the new plans which will have Cruise starring in and producing films for the studio. Cruise's production partner Paula Wagner will serve as chief executive for the new studio. According to MGM, Cruise and Wagner will set the company's production slate from development to production green-lighting ability.

Who did Tom Cruise blow to get this kind of deal?? Get ready for a shit-load of Scientology-tinged movies, people.

Ignoring Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon DIVORCE

I know i haven't blogged in days. It's because the minions of hell (my coworkers) have locked me in my cubicle, and will only let me come out when I've done all the shitty work that's required of this job. Also, I have a lot of freelance work going on right now, so sorry about being MIA.

Anyhow, the love of my life just sent me this video. It might not be SHOES , but it's damn funny.