Happy Thursday people. I'll be away, traveling this vast land that is our country by car tomorrow, and won't be back till Monday, but thought I'd leave you with a lasting image. By now, I hope all of you have watched the Liza Video that I posted a few days ago. (How about that kid who does an impersonation of her—pretty damn AWESOME, huh?)
Anyhow, here's a recent video that I found about a crazy Japanese Kung-fu instructor. He manages to capture exactly what I'd like to do to some of my co-workers on a regular basis.
Thursday, October 19, 2006
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Inter-race adoptees are weary about Madonna adopting an African child
Did they ever give Angelina Jolie this much shit for her adopting her first two "racially diverse" children?
GREEDY CELEBRITY GETS SNIPED BY IRS
According to IMDB:"Actor Wesley Snipes has been indicted on eight counts of tax fraud over allegations he tried to cheat the US government out of millions of dollars in false refund claims. Snipes also failed to file tax returns for six years between 1999 and 2004, according to legal documents filed in Tampa, Florida. He could face up to 16 years behind bars if found guilty of the tax offenses, which total nearly $12 million in fraudulently claimed refunds on income taxes paid in 1996 and 1997. Snipes has so far evaded arrest because authorities cannot find him."
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
LIZA MINELLI - Like you've never seen her before.
Here's the pilot episode of the Liza Minnelli and David Gest reality show that was supposed to air on VH-1 but didn't.
This is the MOST important video I will ever put on this damn blog, so I just can't bring myself to keep on blogging unless I know ever single one of you has seen it. I mean it people. This is INCREDIBLE! I didn't expect that my love for Liza could grow even further.
Click on the link! Whatcha waiting for??
This is the MOST important video I will ever put on this damn blog, so I just can't bring myself to keep on blogging unless I know ever single one of you has seen it. I mean it people. This is INCREDIBLE! I didn't expect that my love for Liza could grow even further.
Click on the link! Whatcha waiting for??
Monday, October 16, 2006
THE WORLD IS A SHITSHOW...AND HERE'S THE MOST RECENT EVIDENCE OF WHY THIS IS SO
I've been reading the news a lot lately, mostly to be able to update this blog when I can. Sometimes, when you read too much bad news, it can get to you. But I always have to remind myself that bad things have always happened. The world has always been fucked up. And tragedies occur simultaneously all the time. But sometimes, it just gets to me:
1. North Korea, which announced last Monday that it had successfully detonated a nuclear device, has denounced the resolution, accused the Security Council of gangsterism and warned that any American pressure on the North Korean government would be regarded as an act of war.
2. Israel's president canceled his appearance at the opening session of parliament Monday, succumbing to intense pressure after police recommended indicting him on rape charges. [ISN'T IT ODD THAT MOST U.S. NEWSPAPERS FAILED TO INCLUDE THIS INFO IN THEIR TOP NEWS? OF COURSE NOT! CAUSE THAT WOULD JUST MAKE THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION'S SUPPORT FOR ISRAEL LOOK BAD!]
3. Sunday morning brought chaos to the normally serene and lush Big Island of Hawaii as it shook with the state's biggest earthquake since 1983.
4. President Bush assured Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki on Monday that the United States had not set any deadline for the Iraqi government to bring the violence under control, the White House said.
5. A day after five members of a family were gunned down in their southeastern Iowa home, the family’s 22-year-old son was charged with murdering them.
6. A U.S. military pilot who flew a U.S. Air Force jet from New York to Germany to pick up 200,000 pills of Ecstasy was sentenced Friday to 17 1/2 years in prison. [GOOD TO KNOW THAT OUR TAX DOLLARS ARE GOING TOWARDS DRUG TRAFFICKING THAT'S BEING OPERATED BY THE U.S. AIRFORCE. AND WE TRY TO PIN IT ON COLOMBIA. SHEESH.]
7. Coast Guard officials want to mount machine guns on their boats around the Great Lakes as a counterterrorism measure. [GREAT, THAT'S ALL WE NEED. MORE HICKS WITH GUNS.]
8. In their first news interviews, three former Duke University students told the CBS News program “60 Minutes” that they were falsely accused of raping a woman hired to dance at a lacrosse team party last March. [CUT THE CRAP YOU FUCKIN' RICH LITTLE JOCKS, AND OWN UP TO YOUR CRIME. YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF SLEEZY MAGGOTS WHO ARE JUST POUTING ABOUT GETTING ASS-RAPED IN JAIL. IF YOU'RE GOING TO RAPE A WOMAN, YOU SHOULD EXPECT THE SAME IN RETURN. AN EYE FOR AN EYE, BROTHERS.]
9. According to the New York Times, companies are not building power plants and power lines fast enough to meet growing demand, according to a group recently assigned by the federal government to assure proper operation of the power grid. The group, the North American Electric Reliability Council, in its annual report, to be released Monday, said the amount of power that could be generated or transmitted would drop below the target levels meant to ensure reliability on peak days in Texas, New England, the Mid-Atlantic area and the Midwest during the next two to three years.
10. A woman and her two young children will get a special Christmas dinner at one of Atlanta’s most expensive restaurants this year — courtesy of a Rockdale County judge who imposed that sentence on a man charged with family violence on Christmas Day.
“Basically you were hung over and didn’t want to be involved in some activities your wife planned,” Chief Superior Court Judge Sidney Nation told Wendell Jerome Herman Rogers II. “You acted up and ruined Christmas, so this year you’re going to make it up to them.” Authorities said the 33-year-old Rogers came home from a party on Christmas Eve and got into a confrontation with his wife in front of their two young children the next morning. He then tried to prevent his wife from calling for help.
He will have to submit a receipt to the court for the family dinner by Jan. 5. [ONLY IN CONYERS, GA, PEOPLE. ONLY IN CONYERS.]
1. North Korea, which announced last Monday that it had successfully detonated a nuclear device, has denounced the resolution, accused the Security Council of gangsterism and warned that any American pressure on the North Korean government would be regarded as an act of war.
2. Israel's president canceled his appearance at the opening session of parliament Monday, succumbing to intense pressure after police recommended indicting him on rape charges. [ISN'T IT ODD THAT MOST U.S. NEWSPAPERS FAILED TO INCLUDE THIS INFO IN THEIR TOP NEWS? OF COURSE NOT! CAUSE THAT WOULD JUST MAKE THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION'S SUPPORT FOR ISRAEL LOOK BAD!]
3. Sunday morning brought chaos to the normally serene and lush Big Island of Hawaii as it shook with the state's biggest earthquake since 1983.
4. President Bush assured Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki on Monday that the United States had not set any deadline for the Iraqi government to bring the violence under control, the White House said.
5. A day after five members of a family were gunned down in their southeastern Iowa home, the family’s 22-year-old son was charged with murdering them.
6. A U.S. military pilot who flew a U.S. Air Force jet from New York to Germany to pick up 200,000 pills of Ecstasy was sentenced Friday to 17 1/2 years in prison. [GOOD TO KNOW THAT OUR TAX DOLLARS ARE GOING TOWARDS DRUG TRAFFICKING THAT'S BEING OPERATED BY THE U.S. AIRFORCE. AND WE TRY TO PIN IT ON COLOMBIA. SHEESH.]
7. Coast Guard officials want to mount machine guns on their boats around the Great Lakes as a counterterrorism measure. [GREAT, THAT'S ALL WE NEED. MORE HICKS WITH GUNS.]
8. In their first news interviews, three former Duke University students told the CBS News program “60 Minutes” that they were falsely accused of raping a woman hired to dance at a lacrosse team party last March. [CUT THE CRAP YOU FUCKIN' RICH LITTLE JOCKS, AND OWN UP TO YOUR CRIME. YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF SLEEZY MAGGOTS WHO ARE JUST POUTING ABOUT GETTING ASS-RAPED IN JAIL. IF YOU'RE GOING TO RAPE A WOMAN, YOU SHOULD EXPECT THE SAME IN RETURN. AN EYE FOR AN EYE, BROTHERS.]
9. According to the New York Times, companies are not building power plants and power lines fast enough to meet growing demand, according to a group recently assigned by the federal government to assure proper operation of the power grid. The group, the North American Electric Reliability Council, in its annual report, to be released Monday, said the amount of power that could be generated or transmitted would drop below the target levels meant to ensure reliability on peak days in Texas, New England, the Mid-Atlantic area and the Midwest during the next two to three years.
10. A woman and her two young children will get a special Christmas dinner at one of Atlanta’s most expensive restaurants this year — courtesy of a Rockdale County judge who imposed that sentence on a man charged with family violence on Christmas Day.
“Basically you were hung over and didn’t want to be involved in some activities your wife planned,” Chief Superior Court Judge Sidney Nation told Wendell Jerome Herman Rogers II. “You acted up and ruined Christmas, so this year you’re going to make it up to them.” Authorities said the 33-year-old Rogers came home from a party on Christmas Eve and got into a confrontation with his wife in front of their two young children the next morning. He then tried to prevent his wife from calling for help.
He will have to submit a receipt to the court for the family dinner by Jan. 5. [ONLY IN CONYERS, GA, PEOPLE. ONLY IN CONYERS.]
Dipshit of the Year
Tara Reid was apparently "devastated" after she had breast implants and liposuction procedures. In US Weekly, she says, "I got my breasts done for the first time because my breasts were uneven. I was a 34B, but the right one was always bigger than the left. I weigh 110 pounds now [ANOREXIA!], but I always used to fluctuate by 10 pounds, so my skin was kind of saggy. I figured, 'I'm in Hollywood, I'm getting older, I'm going to fix them.'" [FIRST OF ALL TARA, YOU'RE NOT IN HOLLYWOOD. YOU DON'T EVEN DO ANYTHING IN HOLLYWOOD. YOU WERE LIKE IN ONE MOVIE, AND IT SUCKED, SO DON'T TRY TO CLAIM A CAREER YOU DON'T HAVE].
Tara goes on to saying, "First of all, I asked for big Bs, and he (the doctor) did not give me big Bs. He gave me Cs, and I didn't want them. At all. Right after the surgery, I had some bumps along the edges of my nipples, but the doctor said, 'Don't worry, it's going to be better.' But after six months it started to get worse and worse." The actress says her breast implants made her self-conscious - especially when it came to being intimate. She says, "Guys I was dating would be like, 'What's wrong with them? They look really bad. You know, you should really get them fixed.' So embarrassing. I mean, you definitely need to turn the lights off, that's for sure." [WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLES HAVE YOU BEEN DATING TARA?]
Reid also underwent liposuction on her thin frame at the same time to make her muscles appear more sculpted [CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT!!]. She says, "I got lipo because even though I was skinny, I wanted - I'm not going to lie - a six-pack. I had body contouring, but it all went wrong. My stomach became the most ripply, bulgy thing." Reid underwent reconstructive surgery last month and has endured a painful recovery, but insists her life is back on track. She adds, "I'll never be perfect again, but I've got my self confidence back." [YOU DON'T HAVE SHIT, TARA. AND IF YOU WANT A SIX-PACK, WHY DON'T YOU EXERCISE LIKE THE REST OF US, YOU FREAKIN' DERANGED BARBIE. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE TOO BUSY TO GO TO THE GYM, BECAUSE YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE AN ACTING CAREER.]
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