Sofia Coppola's imagining of the life of Marie Antoinette, played by Kirsten Dunst (why don't you just gag my with a barbie doll!), has her flouncing around Versailles, eating cakes, trying on shoes and gowns, gambling and giggling with her girlfriends and trying desperately to sexually arouse her betrothed king-to-be (Jason Schwartzman), who seems more interested in locks and his daily hunts then her.
HMMM.. SOUNDS LIKE THE LIFE STORY OF PARIS HILTON TO ME, SET TO THE 18th CENTURY.
OH SOFIA COPPOLA! YOU ARE ALWAYS MAKING SUCH A WITTY STATEMENT, AREN'T YOU? THANK GOD FOR YOUR SUBTLE MESSAGES ABOUT RICH BICHES, HIGH SOCIETY, AND POP CULTURE.
WHATEVER. I'LL STILL SEE IT. WHY NOT.
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