Project Runway judge Nina Garcia and her husband, David Conrod, a senior managing director at Guggenheim Capital, are expecting their first child together in March, Garcia confirms People magazine.
WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS: WHO THE HELL WOULD WANT TO IMPREGNATE THIS SOUR-PUSS OF A BITCH? I FEEL INFINITELY SORRY FOR HER SPAWN.
2 comments:
I can't wait until her kid comes home from school and is like, "Mommy, look, I made a finger painting!" and Nina sneers and says, "It's boring. It's nothing I haven't seen before. It looks like a 5-year-old made it."
Then Michael Kors will chime in, "It looks like a gay pride parade exploded all over it. It's ghastly."
Then Nina's kid will be Auf wiedersehn'd.
What's funny is how the same red alert at the bottom of your post was going off in my head as I was reading the beginning. Can you imagine the totally rigid, loveless sex that lead to her spermination?
Can you imagine the life of embarassment the poor kid is in? Can you imagine what it will feel like to not be able to play kickball with the other kids because mommy will be mad if you get your Yohji dirty?
Post a Comment