Pop superstar Mariah Carey's Hong Kong concert this weekend has been axed after the singer made a string of last minute diva demands. Promoters in the Chinese territory are furious at Carey's "unreasonable" behavior.
For instance, instead of indulging in the Chinese delicacy of Dog Meat, the pop diva requested cat brains, and the Chinese thought this was incredibly undignified of her. Also, she requested 5 boxes of fortune dumplings, and when Chinese officials tried to correct her by saying they're called fortune cookies, she went ape-shit, and jumped into a huge vat of luke-warn Ramen noodles, which was intended to feed all of the little Chinese girls that are put up for adoption, since you're only allowed to have 1 child per household in China, and most parents chuck the girls and keep the boys. Better luck next time Mariah?
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If you're feeling enterprising, go to my blog and look for the 'kill list' entry for more tender tidbits about this chubby bitch.
So what did the little chinese girls eat? Mariah Ramen? Or was the Ramen tainted with cake makeup? If Mariah was stuck in China forever, would anyone notice or care?
Yours, byron
OK, I really need to clarify some things for you in this post. Chinese people do NOT eat dogs OR cats. It's really a ridiculous stereotype that is constantly perpetuated and not only insults the Chinese people but also the contribution they've made to world cuisine.
I'm going to say it for the last time: we do NOT eat dogs or cats...we eat puppies and kittens. Do you like tough meat? I thought not.
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