Clay Aiken will be appearing on the NBC daytime drama "Days of our Lives" as himself, performing "Everything I Have," a song from his new album, as part of a private concert for Steve (Stephen Nichols) and Kayla (Mary Beth Evans) in the local "Days of Our Lives Salem" club called Dune.
After performing the song, Clay Aiken is supposedly going to have a hot and steamy on-screen sex scene with John Black (who has the same haircut as Clay, and who used to be known as Roman, before he was a priest, a bounty hunter, and a cross-dresser). In the episode, Marlena (aka: DOC) is supposed to catch Clay and John Black in the throes of passion, and tries to shoot Clay, but is so traumatized by Aiken's baby dick that she relapses into a demonically posessed state, at which point Aiken makes a holy cross out of his highlighted hair and exorcises her demons, but only after he shoves his contact lenses up John Black's butt for safe keeping. 
GOD, IT WOULD BE SO COOL IF THAT LAST PART WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO HAPPEN.
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One minor correction: John Black didn't used to go by Roman, Roman was Marlena's other husband. He was like the Salem police chief or something. He was also made famous by playing Dylan's death-faking dad, white-collar felon and mob informant Jack McKay, on THE BEST SHOW OF ALL TIME EVER, AKA "Beverly Hills, 90210." John Black, however, is famous in his own right for his out of control eyebrow musculature.
they should get some clay-mation now! yeah!
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