The World is a SHITSHOW: Part 2

A television reporter investigating a suspected real estate scam was attacked by a woman and her husband, who punched and tackled him as a cameraman videotaped the incident.



This woman is batshit CRAZY. She would do better by putting those gym-clothes to good use and smacking the crap out of a boxing bag instead of fighting with water. This isn't X-MEN lady! It's not like your water is acid, and it's gonna melt someone's face off, or it's not like it's infested with feces and you're spritzing someone with E-coli.


IN OTHER NEWS:

Lionel Richie says that his daughter Nicole's extreme weight loss is the result of nerves, not an eating disorder, in a 20/20 interview airing tonight on ABC.



Right. And Paris Hilton is smart.

Lionel, why don't you take the revenue from that hit song you had, "Ballerina Girl" and buy Nicole a freakin twinkie, or better yet, force-feed her uncooked beans all day, so that when they expand in her stomach and plump her up a bit, she'll actually look like a human being.


By the way, here's a picture of Paris' arrest:



What a damn waste of film. Even worse, what a damn waste of the gasoline that was required to drive her dumb ass to jail.