What a Pisser:
A group of varsity cheerleaders allegedly threatened several freshman girls with urine-filled balloons and water pistols. About one dozen ninth-graders left Lakeview High School in St. Clair Shores. Michigan on Monday because they feared for their safety.
Game ON!
In Pittsburgh, a kid says his baseball coach offered him $25 to throw a ball at an autistic teammate. The coach wanted the boy injured so he wouldn't be able to take part in the playoff game. League rules require each player to play at least three innings. The autistic kid, Harry Bowers Jr., 11, who was struck by two throws -- one hit him in the groin and the other in the ear -- and he was not able to participate in the playoff game. This is so freakin' sad, man. Poor kid. Somebody should whack that coach's nuts with a good swing of a bat!
Dipshit
A Greek bank robber armed with ninja throwing stars finally ran out of moves Tuesday when police arrested him after an Athens bank robbery. They unmasked the robber and lo and behold! It was Yanni, that Grecian god of music!
Just Kidding.
I don't know who the dumb-ass really was, ok!?
Que Viva España!!!
Madrid's fashion week has turned away underweight models after protests that girls and young women were trying to copy their rail-thin looks and developing eating disorders. Organizers say they want to project an image of beauty and health, rather than a waif-like, or heroin chic look.This picture is slightly retouched, but you get the idea.
Kudos to my motherland, España. It's a comfort to know that someone's had enough of this twiggy bullshit and has decided to do something about it.
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