Tom Green, who treated us with a video of battling his testicular cancer in 2000 is going back under the knife today and bringing us along for the ride, and aren't we lucky—we get to see the whole thing!
Green is having metal screws inserted into his lower leg after a skateboarding accident last week left him with a shattered tibia. And he's going to videotape the entire procedure and show it on TomGreen.com during his nightly online talk show, Tom Green Live.
Dear Tom,
Listen. Listen very very carefully. Do you hear the slightest hint of interest about your surgery? I didn't think so. I'm here to break it to you nice and gentle-like that your career has been over for a long time now - ever since Drew Barrymore dumped your ass. There's no comeback, Ok? You have got to move on.
My condolences,
Elle Cue
P.S. I do feel sorry for your pathetic attempt at stirring up some publicity, so I'll give you a leg up and plug this: You can catch doctors repairing Tom's tibia Monday at 11 p.m. Eastern on TomGreen.com or ManiaTV.com
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