We knew Kirk Cameron had turned into a fanatically religious Bible-boy after “Growing Pains,” but the defunct actor is downright batshit crazy. Apparently, Kirk not only knows what happens when you die, but he also debunks the theory of evolution in less than 3 minutes, and let’s you in on Hell’s best kept secret on the website “The Way of the Master” which features him interviewing atheists and spewing nonsense about friends not letting friends go to hell with some funky little British dude who looks like late Sonny Bono. He even teaches you how to recruit sinners: invite them over to your house for a non-confrontational BBQ. Naturally, Kirk.
In this video:
Kirk Cameron learns why the design of such a well-thought-out fruit like the banana PROVES that 'God' is responsible for all of creation.
1 comment:
That guy could be holding a big fat cock in his hand and his little speech would still pretty much work.
Behold the man-with-a-"God Hates Fags"-poster's worst nightmare:
The cock and my hand are perfectly made one for the other.
...Almighty God has made it with a non-slip surface (allowing for a booming lubricant industry and validating His creation of saliva)
...a point at the top for ease of entry
...just the right shape for the human mouth
...curved toward the face to make the whole process so much easier
Of course we can't guarantee the whole "contents not squirting in your face bit", but overall I think he's made his point.
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