Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Murderer gets a Movie Deal: That's Bollywood Kids!


A reformed woman bandit in India has cast aside her guns to star in a Bollywood film which will recount her life of murder and robbery in the country's parched northern badlands. Kidnapped by robbers at the age of 13, Seema Parihar struck fear among villagers living in the barren wastelands of India. She looted, murdered and abducted people until 2000 when she finally surrendered to police. Now, the 35-year-old former bandit -- who is out on bail accused of around 30 cases of murder, robbery and kidnapping -- says she wants the world to know her story.


WOW! The U.S. has got it all wrong! We should have saved Eileen Wuornos from the death penalty and instead allowed her to cash in big Hollywood bucks by starring as herself in Monster instead of Charlize Theron!

Then again, we give crack-dealing rappers like 50 Cent big G's to teach kids how to fuck up their lives, so I guess it all balances itself out in the end.


1 comment:

Angela Rasmussen said...

Yo, Elle...quit talking shit about my boyfriend!

 
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