Hitler apparently had children

And their names are Lynx and Lamb.

In the movie Boys from Brazil, a Nazi doctor who's escaped from Germany at the end World War II makes a bunch of Hitler clones in Brazil, so he can birth the dictator back to life, and we all get to see what Hitler might have been like in his adolescence.

However the story that Primetime aired last year about two 14-year old pro-Nazi twins couldn't be farther from fiction. And here's an update:

The two teens, Lamb and Lynx Gaede (I'm sure their last name is pronounced "gayed") are spokeskids for white separatists. They created the band Prussian Blue to communicate their white separatist views musically. The song "Sacrifice" praises Nazi leader Rudolph Hess, Adolph Hitler's deputy. The two have modeled T-shirts featuring Hitler smiley faces. They mostly appear at rallies for white nationalist causes and maintain a Web site with links to other white separatist organizations. I'm not going to put down the link to their website, because if people want to spend their time looking at shit, then they can use the john.

Anyhow, they recently moved with their mother, April, and stepfather Mark Harrington to Kalispell, Montana from Bakersfield, Calif., after April told "Primetime" that Bakersfield was "not white enough." But signs have begun to appear on windows in the city of Kalispell that proclaim "No Hate Here."

Hopefully they'll deem Montana as "not white enough" too, and then they'll have the brilliant idea to move to Antarctica where it's REALLY WHITE, and live among polar bears, who are also REALLY WHITE, and who I'm sure will give the family a warm welcome by promptly mashing their faces in WHITE snow and proceed to tear them limb from limb, until they become feeding scraps for black crows. Graphic yes, but being the Nazi's that they are, I wouldn't expect that they would want it any less violent.