Yes, it's official folks, Whitney Houston is divorcing Bobby Brown.
Anyone who ever saw "Being Bobby Brown" can attest to the fact that Bobby is indeed mildly retarded (but he does have some good dance moves) and that Whitney Houston apparently needs him around so that he can help her when her bowel movements just aren't quite making a grand exit. Sorry. That's really gross. But it's true.
Anyhow, I hope this divorce will help you get off the crack Whitney, and maybe you can start singing again, cause you were this close to the point of no return, like your looney tunes psychic aunt, Dionne Warwick.
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